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4-F, Really terrible games I thought would be fun, Part 2: Splonk.
4-F, Really terrible games I thought would be fun, Part 1: Lack-Of-Fun Quest
4-F: Gameboyzmania!
4-F: ROMSTAR...and rally not-so-great bowling
If your action game requires a FAQ to beat the first few levels... #3: Mortal KomBATMAN!
If your action game requires a FAQ to beat the first few levels... #2: Helicopter Goatee!
If your action game requires a FAQ to beat the first few levels...#1: RoboHostage!
Multi-Sports Unlicensed-Straviganza, part 4: Anyone for Tennis?
NES Useless Gear Documented Here
For Sold Games, I've...#3: Wisdom...BUT AT WHAT COST?
Any Gray Port in a Storm #2: MORTAL KALKULATIONS: 7 + 5 = 5!
Any Gray Port in a Storm #1: Abeworld / Kombat!
Hassle in the Castle of Dragon
Finishing the SNESphabet: 'I' is for Dismemberment!
Ys? Because we like you!
Shinobi-anigans: Punting Prisoners, Pinwheels Puncturing Pouncers, & Puzzling Power-Ups!
Who are the Invulnerable Basic Enemies in your NES-borhood?
All Dogs go to Amazon (where they are mistaken for Nintendo Games)
I think it's French for "The Thal Weapon"
NES Games: the Lobbiest
Classic B&W Monsters Part 5: some spirited spirits, indeed
When Good Cover Art happens to Bad Video Games: Rollerblade Runner?
When Good Cover Art happens to Bad Video Games: a Galaxy of Difference
SNES Games with built-in Turbo Jumping
NES Sequels: Super Spiffy Single Screen Stories!
Arcade is his name, lousy minigames is/are his game!
Visualize Whirled Games
The Most Forgetable Spiky-Haired Speedster
SNES games I've bought then played less than 3 times - the early days
Mary Shelley's FAQenstein
I'm so Bram STOKED Part 3: Scooting, Spiking, Checkpointing
Home Alone 2: Disturbing Boogaloo
Dennis Menaces your Platformer Genre Expectations
Grand Theft: Menace
Dredd: Judge, Jury, and Extra Ammo Drop
I AM THE LAW...of diminishing returns.
How to give up on 'Lagoon' sooner than most - Part II
How to give up on 'Lagoon' 10 minutes sooner than most people
Fistfights with Nazis on a Zeppelin: The ROCKETEER story, part II
Can 4 shabby minigames be a "game"? The ROCKETEER story, part 1
First-Person Air Hockey In Space!
You've got to be Ninja Kid-ing me.
How can Pirates + Bubblegum not equal AWESOME? Well...
Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball vs Breath of Fire II
The Wrong Tools to Patrol Ghouls
Sub-Par Off Road!
NES games with the "Fake Energy Meter" -- power it up or die
Xenophobe's Paradox: Fun in the Sun with a Gun
...or should that be "SUICIDE King's Knight"?
For a bad time, call Real-Time SNES RPG Combat!
Great Ape New Math: 1 + Jr = 3!
There's a Frogger born every minute
CliffThroatHangerIsland: No Level 3 For You!
Pool is a game of geometry...and Time Warp Simulators.
This Game is Nigh INTERMINABLE!
Pit Fighter: Sh*t Fighter.
Creator of the Foreman Grill Punched Insensible by Nixon!
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