Cover Art Theatre
permalinkAnd now, after the last three weeks, at long least last we're getting to the final 8 games/28 verbs from this snazzy Konami ad:
So pull our your slingshots and equip some space ship ghost-OPTIONs, because we're at
Week 4:
The Goonies II, Gradius
or, Week 4: One-Option Willy!
The Goonies II
Spin
The yo-yo; the second-best weapon of choice for wacky kids whacking stuff.
The yo-yo; the second-best weapon of choice for wacky kids whacking stuff.
Rescue
"YOU'RE LATE MIKEY, I ALMOST DIED". To which I say, "Shut up, Chunk."
"YOU'RE LATE MIKEY, I ALMOST DIED". To which I say, "Shut up, Chunk."
Escape
...escape to an all-expense-paid 3-day/2-night trip to a tropical wonderland, full of spiders, snakes and scorpions!
...escape to an all-expense-paid 3-day/2-night trip to a tropical wonderland, full of spiders, snakes and scorpions!
Screen
Yeah, I'm not sure how "Screen" fits in to something you do in a video game. However, this warning appears to be broadcasted on a diegetic television, sooo, there we go. Also: who doesn't love 8-BIT MA FRATELLI?
Yeah, I'm not sure how "Screen" fits in to something you do in a video game. However, this warning appears to be broadcasted on a diegetic television, sooo, there we go. Also: who doesn't love 8-BIT MA FRATELLI?
Gradius
Bombard
That missile's TOTALLY going to hit that hopping brownish diamond-shaped robot! And when I say "totally", I mean "probably".
That missile's TOTALLY going to hit that hopping brownish diamond-shaped robot! And when I say "totally", I mean "probably".
Defend
If you save up your power capsules and buy the big-ticket "?" item, you get some googly-eye-shields which adhere to the front of your spacecraft.
If you save up your power capsules and buy the big-ticket "?" item, you get some googly-eye-shields which adhere to the front of your spacecraft.
Evade
I'm banking upwards, exposing my space ship's adorable underbelly!
I'm banking upwards, exposing my space ship's adorable underbelly!
Invade
Here we invade the boss space ship's personal space. Also we will shoot lasers at him. TAKE THAT, BOSS SPACE SHIP!
Here we invade the boss space ship's personal space. Also we will shoot lasers at him. TAKE THAT, BOSS SPACE SHIP!
So, to recap...
Mouse over the verbs to see how to:
Whip,
Dribble,
Spin,
Rescue,
Duck,
Hurdle,
Bombard,
Screen,
Roll,
Dive,
Pass,
Evade,
Sprint,
Raid,
Dunk,
Hurl,
Loop,
Leap,
Capture,
Stab,
Defend,
Shoot,
Invade,
Blast,
Escape,
Attack,
Jump,
and
Swerve!
...
— carlmarksguy, 2015-01-23
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