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He is so set on growing out his floppy bangs, the combined wisdom of George Burns, Will Smith and a drunken Jeremy Irons can't talk him out of it!

Peter's sporting some flowing hair, tied in a pony-tail using the same magenta fabric he's dressed in. Perfect for fighting OR impersonating pirates!

His dapper mullet sits atop a bare-chested tower of muscle (and he's toting the always-virile giant throwing axe!).

I mean, just look at him: HE'S A RADICAL NINJA. Of course he's going to have the best hair!

The red mohawk: a perfect post-apocalyptic style for the gents or ladies!

But the mohawk isn't just limited to barren post-apocalyptic wastelands: they're equally at home on the snowboard half-pipe.

This beat-em-up's 2nd level boss accents his mohawk by putting a sieve over his lower jaw. This means that, after a long day of vigilante-pummeling, he's prepared to strain pasta!

He's known for two things: spotty, spiky mohawks and baseball bat muggings...add to that the fact that he's unprepared to make spaghetti, and that spells trouble!

Well, he's got a similar spiky black mohawk and white baseball bat, but unlike Bad Street Brawler, he's the hero. The lesson? Don't judge a haircut by their choice of sporting equipment/armament!

Not only is Cutman "The Barber" Beefcake's metal headgear fashionable, but it's also the instrument of further haircuts. No wonder his clear-points are 90,000!

Even though he looks like Bobby Budnik in buckskins, follow this guy's red flat-top if you want to live!

Two daggers, a giant red topknot, and shoulder pads bigger than his entire legs...what's not to love? Also, his name seems like it would be pronounced like a cross between "Bass" and "Massacre"...it's an embarrassment of riches!

WARNING: exposure to Razor's sharp hair and punkish good looks may cause you to act like a tuna head.

With her giant green anime-hair, Moby's a shoe-in!

Evidently the only cure for E.APOLLO's debilitating baldness was to apply chia seeds to his entire head...now he sports this glorious kelly-green 'do, and he's got his boxing confidence back!

After getting his first power-up, Kid Icarus (aka "Pit"), follows E.APOLLO's lead and dyes his hair green...it's better that than getting a dark purple makeover courtesy of the Eggplant Wizards!

Snappy 'do, snappy headband...yes, blue is a perfectly normal color for hair.

Last seen on this site throwing tri-projectile bats, the goblin miniboss's blue 'do gets him on the list.

Sir Arthur's woes begin with this demon-interrupted graveyard picnic...and that's ALMOST weird enough to distract us from the fact that his princess has long flowing blue-purple locks.

Greek Goddesses, medieval princesses, bat-flinging goblins, and now small narcoleptic boys with purple coiffeurs: highly unnatural hair colors look good on everyone!