One of the ideas I considered was "Create-a-Santa" articles, where I used games where you could customize your name and color-scheme to make the most Santa-ly players possible. But I eventually rejected this idea as not having enough content for a whole month-worth of articles (plus "the most Santa-ly player possible" usually meant "choose red and green colors").
But it's late Thursday night and I don't have any better ideas (well, none that I can do justice to in about 40 minutes), so I figured I could jam all the pictures I took researching Create-a-Santas into a big fat picture article; perhaps a picture article that shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
So, like the diminishing returns you get from returning Xmas gifts for store credit, without further
topicalness ado I present you with: The Custom Santas of SNES-land:
...where the North Pole goes to bowl!
Santa and his green ball go spare!
All you need is a green Dominican Republic uniform...
...and a red Luge helmet! Oops, and some basic luge skills wouldn't hurt.
He's here to box and eat candy canes...
AND HE'S ALL OUT OF CANDY CANES!
...and last but
not least, ESPN Speedworld:
Santa's got a brand new bag!
Presenting...the Santa-Car! (To be fair, this two-tone paint job is no worse than most of the others)
Tune in next week...
Where I might start early enough that I have time to develop some of my
better more clown-related ideas!
— carlmarksguy, 2014-01-03